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God, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of
these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake,
but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"God, I am lonely and bored and I'm sick to death of apples!"
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man
for you."
"Man? What is that, God?"
"A flawed, base creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and
be vain. He will be witless and will revel in childish things. He'll
be bigger than you and will like fighting, hunting and killing
things. He won't be too smart, so he will need your advice to think
properly. He will have a very limited emotional capacity and will
need to be trained. He will loook silly when he is aroused, but
since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he
will satisfy your physical needs. And most certainly will never be
bored agian!"
"Sounds great", says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but
what's the catch, God?"
"Well... you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that God?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring... so you'll
have to let him believe I made him first. And it will be our secret.
You know, woman to Woman
God, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of
these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake,
but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"God, I am lonely and bored and I'm sick to death of apples!"
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man
for you."
"Man? What is that, God?"
"A flawed, base creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and
be vain. He will be witless and will revel in childish things. He'll
be bigger than you and will like fighting, hunting and killing
things. He won't be too smart, so he will need your advice to think
properly. He will have a very limited emotional capacity and will
need to be trained. He will loook silly when he is aroused, but
since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he
will satisfy your physical needs. And most certainly will never be
bored agian!"
"Sounds great", says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but
what's the catch, God?"
"Well... you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that God?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring... so you'll
have to let him believe I made him first. And it will be our secret.
You know, woman to Woman
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